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More Friday Morning Comedy: Gitmo Detainees Transferred to “Big Brother” Set

May 22, 2009

Andy Borowitz with a satirical, and oddly persuasive, take on the problem of where to put the detainees currently held at Guantanamo Bay in the event that the prison is closed: move them to the CBS reality show “Big Brother”. An excerpt:

In what is being called a historic deal between the United States government and a major broadcast network, prisoners at the detention camp in Guantanamo were transferred today to the CBS reality series Big Brother.


“We wanted to be sure that these terror suspects were someplace where they could be constantly monitored,” said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. “And we could think of no better place than the Big Brother house, which has a camera in every room.”

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  1. ann permalink
    May 22, 2009 10:15 am

    Have you ever watched Big Brother?
    I am not sure that degree of torture would be allowed

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